[He'll just roll his eyes a bit like the shitty teen he is when she says that, because he really hopes that he hasn't been giving her the impression that watching two people, fictional or otherwise, make out would make him pop a boner?

But apparently that's the case.

His mom would be so disappointed in him. For that and many, many other reasons.]

Most people don't get this lucky, especially for a spur of the moment decision.

[But he's going to settle into his seat, squirming a little because... It's kind of warm in here? Weird.]

You know, we probably should have gotten some drinks too... And popcorn. That's kind of a classic.