[The day he measures anyone's schlong is the day hell freezes over.]
Yep, so true! It's just like you and your piano. Though it didn't seem to me like you'd gotten rusty at that at all.
Alright, then I guess it's settled! You'll get me a birthday gift, I'll get you a housewarming gift 🥳🎁 Something elegant that matches the suite you just described! It can also remind you of me, because I gave it to you!
Though don't worry about delivering my gift on my actual birthday. I don't plan to leave my room on that day. Whenever you find yourself getting around to it is perfectly fine~
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Yep, so true! It's just like you and your piano. Though it didn't seem to me like you'd gotten rusty at that at all.
Alright, then I guess it's settled! You'll get me a birthday gift, I'll get you a housewarming gift 🥳🎁 Something elegant that matches the suite you just described! It can also remind you of me, because I gave it to you!
Though don't worry about delivering my gift on my actual birthday. I don't plan to leave my room on that day. Whenever you find yourself getting around to it is perfectly fine~